The Microsoft world is already filled with posts about M365 E7. Sure, it’s an important launch, yet it’s still just a bundle. And it’s pretty darn expensive at $99.
Instead of rushing to analyze and repeat the same basic information that other websites are publishing, I decided this is a good moment to make use of AI – not just talk about it. So, I chatted with the lyrical master Claude, teamed up with Dr. Suno, went into the digital N/A Studio (aka Niiranen Advisory office) and put together a track for all y’all licensing geeks.
N.W.A — Nerds With Agents
feat. E7-E · AI Cube · En.Tra · MC Ren-ew
Straight Outta Redmond 🎤
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Straight outta Redmond, crazy motherboard named E7 E
From the gang called N-W-A
When I’m called off, I got a SaaS stack
Press the credit card and watch the budget crack
You too, boy, if ya mess with me
The Copilot’s gonna get ya, and Purview can see
A yo-yo, this is not a punk ya know
To the EA renewal — here we go
Ninety-nine a month, that’s the ticket, homie
Don’t front like the price don’t blow, just ask your CFO, G
E5 plus Copilot plus Agent 365
All bundled in one SKU just to keep your margin alive
They said “separate components add up to one-seventeen”
So ninety-nine’s a discount, baby — you know what that mean?
Redmond mathmagic, enterprise sleight of hand
Satya on the stage like “you don’t understand”
E7 E — Frontier Worker Suite
Ninety-nine per user, ain’t that sweet?
Digital workers getting Entra IDs
Agents on your payroll — no PTO, no fees
Agents need an inbox, they need Teams, they need OneDrive
Gotta license every bot just to keep the workflow live
No salary, no benefits, no sick leave to spare
But you’re paying Microsoft — so agents STILL ain’t free out there
Defender XDR watching every move they make
Purview logging every prompt, for compliance’s sake
Cowork built by Anthropic — yeah, Claude in the mix
Rescheduling your meetings while you taking your kicks
E3 at thirty-nine, E5 just hit sixty
Then they hit you with E7 — ain’t that a lil’ shifty?
Three percent Copilot adoption, homie, that ain’t the flex
So they bundle it mandatory — guess who’s next?
EA renewal coming — better lawyer up, son
July first price hike hits before E7 even done
They’re licensing your AI agents like they’re human staff
Straight outta Redmond — yo, don’t laugh
E7 E — Frontier Worker Suite
Ninety-nine per user, ain’t that sweet?
Digital workers getting Entra IDs
Agents on your payroll — no PTO, no fees
Respect to the O.G. creators like N.W.A. that made everything today’s LLMs have digested, allowing us to generate parody tracks like this.
